Blondie strikes again

He he det er langt mellom gode blondine vitser om dagen...

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her
body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead takes her finger,pushes on her left shoulder and screams,
then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony.
She pushes her knee and screams; likewise she pushes her ankle and
screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream.


The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

"Well, no" she says, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."

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Blonde's Year in Review

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels ..... Helllloooo!!! ..... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!